Teetotalers only if you were on your script drugs.

Friday night I ordered 3 33 rd glock mags from brownells. Not bad. ( for a carbine not a pistol, Im not a nigger )

Teetotalers only if you were on your script drugs. Friday night I ordered 3 33 rd glock mags from brownells. Not bad. ( for a carbine not a pistol, Im not a nigger )

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[–] suplex [OP] 1 pt (+1|-0)

Charley Harper, is this you? I mean Titus was decent.

Titus was drunk that one time. He paid for it both that night and the next day.

Nothing a little antibiotics didn't clear up.

lol... Naw everything worked out okay!

I was gonna facetiously say "my wife" but that was just an attempt to be funny. This could be both funny and true.

Hah! And here I thought that my drunken gun store visit would have seemed unique somehow!

Well, maybe not drunk... but totally pretty tipsy!

I just went in there and bought me a nice Remington 870 Marine Magnum shotty. No regrets at all. I love knocking stuff down super hard at 100 yards with big 1oz rifled slugs, and I love obliterating anything closer with high-brass buckshot!

I just paid over $10 for a pound of Bacon on a drunk trip to the grocery store. I will tell you how it went in the morning.

Cut it into thin strips and add a buch of eggs after the bacon is cooked. I've been doing that since I was ten, but not too often as to avoid fatpeoplehate. It's heavenly.

I went with my usual of 2 eggs, 2 slices of toast and 4 slices of Bacon. The Bacon was pretty good.

[–] suplex [OP] 1 pt (+1|-0)

Real men eat the whole pound, bacon dont make you fat. But that toast now..


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[–] chesus_rex 1 pt (+1|-0) (edited )

16 frozen pizzas, because they were on sale. But then I left them on the kitchen counter and passed out.