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Good one!

One of my old favorites.

With a name like Hephaestus, you must be a builder.

A Builder without a clear purpose. Everything i know is roughly 150 years out of date for smithing. It could be useful in a wilderness area, but i have a stable 9 to 5 job pushing papers. Only bright side to this is if the bombs ever drop, i'm sitting on a gold mine of a blacksmith shop, know how to use every piece in the shop, and none of it requires electricity to run. Just mussel, time, and dedication.

Exactly.

Let the jew overlords give me a reason to stop working

All this glow in the dark shiet is gonna be gud