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Good one!

One of my old favorites.

With a name like Hephaestus, you must be a builder.

A Builder without a clear purpose. Everything i know is roughly 150 years out of date for smithing. It could be useful in a wilderness area, but i have a stable 9 to 5 job pushing papers. Only bright side to this is if the bombs ever drop, i'm sitting on a gold mine of a blacksmith shop, know how to use every piece in the shop, and none of it requires electricity to run. Just mussel, time, and dedication.


Let the jew overlords give me a reason to stop working

All this glow in the dark shiet is gonna be gud