So this rich guy had to travel abroad for a month, and he brought his Mercedes to the bank as collateral for a $10 loan.

When he got back, one of the bank employees asked "Why did you need to borrow $10".
The rich guy replies "Where else could I store my Mercedes for a month for only fifty cents?"

So their solution to home security is to attract the most dangerous home invaders on the planet?

Not only your house but your computer usage and internet history too.

[–] picman 1 point

Better idea. Single sign which reads "Audit the Fed", and you're good to go.