Guns don't kill people, bullets do; bullets don't kill people, holes do; holes don't kill people, leakage does.

This is why we need common sense blood control.

Obviously you are being sarcastic. Duh. So in theory it's better to go the other way. We don't need blood control we need hole control, we don't need hole control, we need bullet control. Follow it backwards and eventually you get to human control, which is all gun control really is. Do we want human control? I guess it depends on who is controlling. Looking at government's record I would say we don't as long as it's them.

Me? Sarcastic?

Perish the thought.

So in theory

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.

In practice, there is.

human control

Human control; thought control. Control is just I Can't Believe It's Not Leadership - and you can lead your horse to water, you can leave your horse behind, because your horse don't dance, and if he don't dance, then he's no horse of mine. Horse control; man control; everybody wants to control the world. Control Control to Major Control - do you control?

Me neither.


What is a government, other than a miserable little pile of bureaucrats? What is a leader, other than the manifestation of their followers' collective delusion? What is a horse, other than a distant tech-prerequisite for the main battle tank? Only now the government's given itself a monopoly on horses by virtue of nothing more than convincing everyone really hard that this is true.

The best solution to an authority is to just not obey it - and the best solution to a government is to come up behind it when it's unaware and stab it in the ankles with a pair of screwdrivers.

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink. But you can stake him to the shoreline and wait for them to get thirsty! Stay hungry folks!

We just need to write a law making illegal to bleed to death from a fatal shooting.

Instead of responding with 'son-of-a-bitch' he should have chopped off the tip of her index finger and made her write it 200 times in blood.

You seem like a fair and reasonable teacher who I want teaching my child.

This is like when somebody asks me "Do you smoke?" and I reply "No, the cigarette smokes, I'm just the sucker."