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Don't listen to women about raising your own kid.

Kid misbehaves?

Make him drink a six pack of Bud.

Kid does good?

Six pack of Miller. In bottles.

Good should get at least Molson Golden Ale not some shit yellow domestic piss water. Fuck he screws up then Maddog 20/20 in the vomit homeless red wine flavor.

their lack of self control is a reflection on you as a neglectful parent not teaching right from wrong. My father had this down pat, one more time and I'm gonna wail your ass boy. I heard that and my brain said fuck better stop now and did something OK. I kept fucking up and he kept spanking the stupid bullshit out of me.