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They groom you to need such devices. Then they shut off the services so you can't feed yourself. Also, all tablets are surveillance devices.

Use pen/paper and keep a binder of your recipes. Hand writing them out re-enforces the knowledge.

Thank me later.

If they really want my great grandmas fruitcake recipe they can have it. It tastes like shit but somehow I'm responsible for making it every year. I make some apologetic cookies as well b/c it's so bad. A time b4 refrigeration.

Your grandma's recipe isn't what they're surveying, it's recording all of your speech and documenting your location. The information is saved on a server for later, in case you ever become a "person of interest."

Indeed. But maybe this is 3D chess and they're chasing a ghost while I'm innawoods