I don't bring anything with me, No money in my wallet, Because health insurance covers it.
No syringes in my pockets, Because the doctor has needles of his own, And doesn't need to borrow mine.
No books in my backpack, Because he got magazines in the waiting room, And they're all out of date, A real Blast From the Past!
When I go to the Doctor's Office, I don't even need to visit the candy store, because the nice doctor always gives me a lolly at the end.
I don't bring nothing to the Doctor's office, because I know I am always gonna end up naked.
And sometimes, when I go to the Doctor's office,
I don't always get good news.