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Fuck you liquor store sand nigger I was attempting to communicate business with, you and your dead fish hand, Why would anyone in the world want to accept somebody’s lifeless hand into their assertive, honest hand? Easily the worst handshake ever received in the entirety of my life. It was straight up ‘fuck every single thing about you I don’t want to shake your hand at all, but sort of have to, so to let you know every ounce of this is forced I will extend my flaccid hand for you to deal with.’

Ugh! I wanna throw up! It was a small thin niggery hand, and it contained a barren field of respect. When I talk to the real boss tomorrow im rattling on this eye rolling, flaming bag of shit handshake purveyor. I feel like someone just got one over on me and was calling me an asshole to my face.

Fuck you liquor store sand nigger I was attempting to communicate business with, you and your dead fish hand, Why would anyone in the world want to accept somebody’s lifeless hand into their assertive, honest hand? Easily the worst handshake ever received in the entirety of my life. It was straight up ‘fuck every single thing about you I don’t want to shake your hand at all, but sort of have to, so to let you know every ounce of this is forced I will extend my flaccid hand for you to deal with.’ Ugh! I wanna throw up! It was a small thin niggery hand, and it contained a barren field of respect. When I talk to the real boss tomorrow *im rattling on this eye rolling, flaming bag of shit handshake purveyor*. I feel like someone just got one over on me and was calling me an asshole to my face.

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You should've crushed his hand with a smile on your face.

Imagine someone handing you a slimey wet fish.

You wouldn’t initially think to squeeze it’s guts out, but to get it out of your hand.

Feign injury to your right hand and offer your left. The ass wiping hand in many "cultures".

It was his right hand I hope and pray. I was so dizzied by this handshake that it’s conceivable it was a poopy left hand, flipped upside down and didn’t notice through the bulletproof glass.

I’m going to try to sell something to his boss and afterwards tell him his employee does not respect my culture

I grip that shit, and rip it.

Motherfucker it is an honor for me to offer my hand.

I was taken back. I didn’t want to touch his hand at all. I’m always the firmest shaker. As soon as my hand sensed what it was touching, it made a decision before even my brain that it was not going to continue course.

I know how a handshake will go before I even touch their hand.

I extend my hand, halfway from my body. In a tilting motion.

It is very important to take control of a situation.

Listen, I completely understand the current of criticism that is running through your comments here. I’ve never had this happen since military school. It was through a glass bulletproof window opening. I went in too hot. I was selling a product. He was actually elevated behind the glass. All of the particulars were just off.

At the end of the day, yes, I feel shame for allowing this to happen. I’m planning to take vengeance tomorrow at 11am.