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I was thinking that before I went to a job interview to get some spray in hair dye and do my hair green. I would then go to the job interview and no act gay just act normal and very easy going. I would get the job and then the hair dye would rinse out slowly. If anyone asked about gay stuff or sexuality I'd just say I don't like to talk about my sexuality or if someone asked me out I would just say no thank you. I think it would be so easy just letting people assume I was gay since I'm not interested in sex anymore so it wouldn't be like I couldn't hit on women that I don't do anyways. I think I'd never have a sexual harrassment accusation or people just trying to get me fired since HR wouldn't fire a so called gay person without proof that they did something that they would be forced to fire me for. If they find out later I wasn't gay and tried to fire me for pretending to be gay I could sue them for firing me even though I never admitted to being gay in any way and they just assumed I was without me saying I was. I could retire doing this if I dared to try it. It would feel good turning the tables on the left by locking myself into a job because of their behavior patterns on how they react and treat people. I think this idea has merit since I'm over 50 and don't give a fuck what others think. I know the idea is totally gay but I think it has merit.

I was thinking that before I went to a job interview to get some spray in hair dye and do my hair green. I would then go to the job interview and no act gay just act normal and very easy going. I would get the job and then the hair dye would rinse out slowly. If anyone asked about gay stuff or sexuality I'd just say I don't like to talk about my sexuality or if someone asked me out I would just say no thank you. I think it would be so easy just letting people assume I was gay since I'm not interested in sex anymore so it wouldn't be like I couldn't hit on women that I don't do anyways. I think I'd never have a sexual harrassment accusation or people just trying to get me fired since HR wouldn't fire a so called gay person without proof that they did something that they would be forced to fire me for. If they find out later I wasn't gay and tried to fire me for pretending to be gay I could sue them for firing me even though I never admitted to being gay in any way and they just assumed I was without me saying I was. I could retire doing this if I dared to try it. It would feel good turning the tables on the left by locking myself into a job because of their behavior patterns on how they react and treat people. I think this idea has merit since I'm over 50 and don't give a fuck what others think. I know the idea is totally gay but I think it has merit.

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If you're 50 you are already a protected class.

[–] shawnh [OP] 1 point (+1|-0)

But getting a decent job at 50 is harder than when your younger and can work like an ox all day so they kind of turn away at the idea. thing is that the over 40 workers show up in my state and the younger ones call in all the time because of hangover, so they can party, or just to go on a date though they are all sick of course. I show up even sick and always get there early. I just figured it would level the playing field without anyone at the place realizing.

I think it depends on your health/appearance.

I have not had to change my primary job often, but when I have, I don't feel age is an issue. I'm fit and I can run circles around the fatasses of today.

[–] shawnh [OP] 0 point (+0|-0)

Overweight, type 2 diabetes, arthritis, and adhd. Not a great combo. I am friendly and helpful and keep my temper around even an asshole customer so that is a big plus but can't have a decent conversation because it goes all over the place.