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I was thinking that before I went to a job interview to get some spray in hair dye and do my hair green. I would then go to the job interview and no act gay just act normal and very easy going. I would get the job and then the hair dye would rinse out slowly. If anyone asked about gay stuff or sexuality I'd just say I don't like to talk about my sexuality or if someone asked me out I would just say no thank you. I think it would be so easy just letting people assume I was gay since I'm not interested in sex anymore so it wouldn't be like I couldn't hit on women that I don't do anyways. I think I'd never have a sexual harrassment accusation or people just trying to get me fired since HR wouldn't fire a so called gay person without proof that they did something that they would be forced to fire me for. If they find out later I wasn't gay and tried to fire me for pretending to be gay I could sue them for firing me even though I never admitted to being gay in any way and they just assumed I was without me saying I was. I could retire doing this if I dared to try it. It would feel good turning the tables on the left by locking myself into a job because of their behavior patterns on how they react and treat people. I think this idea has merit since I'm over 50 and don't give a fuck what others think. I know the idea is totally gay but I think it has merit.

I was thinking that before I went to a job interview to get some spray in hair dye and do my hair green. I would then go to the job interview and no act gay just act normal and very easy going. I would get the job and then the hair dye would rinse out slowly. If anyone asked about gay stuff or sexuality I'd just say I don't like to talk about my sexuality or if someone asked me out I would just say no thank you. I think it would be so easy just letting people assume I was gay since I'm not interested in sex anymore so it wouldn't be like I couldn't hit on women that I don't do anyways. I think I'd never have a sexual harrassment accusation or people just trying to get me fired since HR wouldn't fire a so called gay person without proof that they did something that they would be forced to fire me for. If they find out later I wasn't gay and tried to fire me for pretending to be gay I could sue them for firing me even though I never admitted to being gay in any way and they just assumed I was without me saying I was. I could retire doing this if I dared to try it. It would feel good turning the tables on the left by locking myself into a job because of their behavior patterns on how they react and treat people. I think this idea has merit since I'm over 50 and don't give a fuck what others think. I know the idea is totally gay but I think it has merit.

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This is a pretty good idea. Just so long as you're willing to keep up the facade

[–] shawnh [OP] 0 point (+0|-0)

I think I could do justice to it with comedians and just rants I have seen online in the past that should be shared here.