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I was thinking that before I went to a job interview to get some spray in hair dye and do my hair green. I would then go to the job interview and no act gay just act normal and very easy going. I would get the job and then the hair dye would rinse out slowly. If anyone asked about gay stuff or sexuality I'd just say I don't like to talk about my sexuality or if someone asked me out I would just say no thank you. I think it would be so easy just letting people assume I was gay since I'm not interested in sex anymore so it wouldn't be like I couldn't hit on women that I don't do anyways. I think I'd never have a sexual harrassment accusation or people just trying to get me fired since HR wouldn't fire a so called gay person without proof that they did something that they would be forced to fire me for. If they find out later I wasn't gay and tried to fire me for pretending to be gay I could sue them for firing me even though I never admitted to being gay in any way and they just assumed I was without me saying I was. I could retire doing this if I dared to try it. It would feel good turning the tables on the left by locking myself into a job because of their behavior patterns on how they react and treat people. I think this idea has merit since I'm over 50 and don't give a fuck what others think. I know the idea is totally gay but I think it has merit.

I was thinking that before I went to a job interview to get some spray in hair dye and do my hair green. I would then go to the job interview and no act gay just act normal and very easy going. I would get the job and then the hair dye would rinse out slowly. If anyone asked about gay stuff or sexuality I'd just say I don't like to talk about my sexuality or if someone asked me out I would just say no thank you. I think it would be so easy just letting people assume I was gay since I'm not interested in sex anymore so it wouldn't be like I couldn't hit on women that I don't do anyways. I think I'd never have a sexual harrassment accusation or people just trying to get me fired since HR wouldn't fire a so called gay person without proof that they did something that they would be forced to fire me for. If they find out later I wasn't gay and tried to fire me for pretending to be gay I could sue them for firing me even though I never admitted to being gay in any way and they just assumed I was without me saying I was. I could retire doing this if I dared to try it. It would feel good turning the tables on the left by locking myself into a job because of their behavior patterns on how they react and treat people. I think this idea has merit since I'm over 50 and don't give a fuck what others think. I know the idea is totally gay but I think it has merit.

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But that would potentially trap you inside a hostile work environment where the people believe everything is political. How many times could you bear hearing NPCs bleat the narrative set by the late night funny men beat for beat, before inserting a surprise red pill suppository? Just once would be all it takes for an unpersoning. Remember, the only thing lefties hate more than successful conservative white folk is minorities who don't tow the party line. Even if you are certain of success, it would make you very miserable tolerating them.

[–] shawnh [OP] 0 point (+0|-0)

I'd just say I'm conservative, and if they got on my ass I'd tell them to look up #walkaway on youtube. It started as gay leaving the liberal party and that would keep my secret and let them know to stay off my ass about the leftist stuff.