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aMY sCHUMER 3X IN A ROW! GROSS!

[–] • 6 pts

That's like getting 5 jews by volume! Think of the savings! Oy vey!

[–] • 1 pt

I got Sandberg 2x and then Schumer. I tried a third time to see if it was trolling or not.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

I got Winona Ryder, but it also said Keanu Reeves already got her, so I get nothing. I win!

[–] • 2 pts

Jeff Goldblum. Again.

It, uhh, uhhhh, finds a way.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Lena Dunham. Thanks I'm gonna throw up now because I had to look at that goblin.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt (edited )

congrats! you also got aids with that one. Its a 2 for 1

[–] • 1 pt

I ended up with Jeff Goldblum twice then got the fucking Schumer....

I think I'm cursed.

[–] • 1 pt

Lol I got ayn rand like 3 times in a row

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I got Winona Ryder

[–] • 1 pt

What the fuck is a Safra Catz?

*Holy shit CEO of Oracle? As a database rat this hits too close to home.

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I got her too, didn't know who the fuck she is. So I take it she has a lot of shekels though, huh?

[–] • 1 pt

CEO of one of the largest tech giants in the US (probably world)... yea I'd say she's got the shekels.

[–] • 1 pt

winona ryder lol

[–] • 1 pt

GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR

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I got Sarah Silverman. Which I guess it could be worse. Did I see Iliza Schlesinger on there? I want her.

I would want to have her begging to convert.

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She's fucking annoying and even her 7/10 girl next door nosejob decent looks have gone down the tube since she hit the wall.

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