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[–] 6 pts

Next the will ban the sale of 9V batteries so white people will have to hear the beeping of a smoke detector when the battery is low.

[–] 0 pt

The batteries are removable.

[–] 0 pt

Yes, but we don't typically hear that sound because we change the batteries when we change our clocks twice a year. Then once the batteries come out, Canucks are even more fucked than they are now.

[–] 3 pts

Another attack on working class white men.

[–] 2 pts

Your shit is fucked. We would fix it but we don't have WD-40 anymore. Good luck eh?

[–] 2 pts

Fixing Canada would be getting rid of Castreau.

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Huff-n-stuff

[–] 1 pt

Why ban WD40? How else will people fix squeaking hinges quickly and easily?

[–] 1 pt

I use it on my door hinges.

[–] 1 pt

This is beyond uncivilized. It is positively anti-civilized.

[–] 1 pt

O' Canada, land of rusty nuts and bolts and frustrated White Men.

[–] 1 pt

Canada is filled with some of the most passive aggressive people you'd ever meet. They put on one hell of a front but you can just see how much they rage inside. Fix your roads Canada they're a fucking disgrace.