Dude. Your headline should have been "Cat parasite makes people more attractive by altering their hormones and making their faces more symmetrical." https://www.wnd.com/2022/04/cat-parasite-can-change-humans-physical-appearance "Toxoplasma-positive subjects to be significantly more attractive and healthy-looking than Toxoplasma-negative subjects. "T. gondii infection may produce changes in facial symmetry of its hosts through changes in endocrinological variables such as testosterone levels," the researchers wrote. "These changes, both in the endocrinology system and in facial symmetry, would ultimately benefit the spread of the parasite by increasing the attractiveness of its hosts." Indeed, as the researchers measured, participants with T. gondii tended to have more symmetrical faces. Facial symmetry is commonly associated with beauty."