They're enjoying life as only a cat knows how to.

They are sure amusing

When they left Egypt, they did a lot of shrooms in the wilderness

Cats are dumb and worthless. That's why I ONLY have five of them...

Yesterday I told my cat she stank like shit. Now today she smells like soap and lotion. I'm not sure how this is possible, but it sure is amazing.

Wouldn't you hang upside down from the curtains using your feet, if you could?