They need to hire Schlomo Gorillian (((Penguinstein))). Gore won't stand a chance.
PENGUIN LIVES MATTER!!
As of now, I ask we, as a community, unite... we cannot break our bond with the penguins and their brotherhood and sistrenry. They were forced to live amongst themselves in a iceberg ghetto of freezing temperatures and White boy scientists are down there using power and generators, fuel, heat and melting the lands, conducting "scientific studies".. I thought we as an intelligent and what I consider a proactive and progressive species knew sciences aren't real! Look at the black lady, diversity hire with no qualifications on the supreme court:
Kentanji the monkey.
She even admitted she doesnt believe in biology, so therefore that voids chemistry, physics and simple concepts like photosynthesis on this flat Earth the sun revolves around as well.
We must give the penguins reparations and affirmative action zoo programs to let them migrate away from their melting home.
Before I die, I'm going to kill and eat a penguin.
Pfffft. Al Gore will just ban them from the Internet.
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