The planet is cooling because (((they))) are blocking out the Sun.

See those white lines in the sky?

They are meant to starve you by limiting your crops.

In the meantime, they will intensify storms to drive your insurance costs too the point you have to sell.

No, see global warming causes everything to be colder. The planet cannot survive a .4 degree centigrade change in spite of the fact the planet sees nightly swings of 30 deg C in some parts and 11c over the seasons in others. Long story short, give us money and control.