I was visiting some friends in Melbourne and they took me to what they claimed was a "comedy show." We arrive at a dinner theater, have a few drinks then sit around for a little over an hour for the "talent" to show up. Before seeing anyone approach the stage, the overwhelming smell of human shit permeated the room. It smelled as if someone had taken a huge shit somewhere, everyone was looking around, holding their noses, it clearly wasn't a fart but human feces exposed to the air we were all breathing. The stage lights come up and some effete jew ask us to welcome, the host of "harmontown" to the stage. This fat fucking slob waddles to the stage and plops down into a couch, the human shit smell now overbearing. Without as much as a greeting or maybe explaining the shit smell, clearly originating with him, he starts rambling about shit and people nobody in the audience is aware of....he calls out a couple guest, then spends 30 minutes intimently speaking with them on stage, ignoring the audience. It was at this point that the smell and avante guard comedy of it wore on me. I decided to go outside for a smoke, maybe get a drink at the bar away from the shit smell. This fucking fat cunt decides to call me out as I stand and walk outside...he says something like, "I guess this show isn't to your liking..." under his breath but into the microphone, I said, in a jokingly nice manner, "the smell is getting to me I need some fresh air," at the same time my friends trying to cover said, "he's going out to smoke..." So, I say no more and sit outside, having a drink, smoking..the entire time I can hear him asking everyone around him if he smelled, a couple people nicely said, "male musk," or something in an attempt at humor. I come back in ten minute later, he ask me as I enter, "what smell? what is the smell?" I respond, "human shit, it smells like you shit your pants." Dead silence. I can see on his face he realizes he shit his pants and did not smell it, I guess the people around him are too sycophantic or afraid to say anything. He spends the next 15 minutes explaining that he has become to fat to properly wipe and sometimes doesn't for fear of smearing the shit around. He then says that he has taken at least 3 to 5 shits since arriving in Australia and has not wiped or taken a shower since....my friends and I left, followed by a dozen other people. I sat at the outside bar for about an hour and saw other leave. Turns out it was a 3-4 hour show. Shit filled room. Nothing he said as funny or entertaining, I felt sorry for him....then my friend reminded me that the guy is literally a cuck who's gf fucked niggers in the room with him and he hates the white race...so, fuck him.
I've been told, by my friends that adore this guy, that a recording of the entire show exist...shit talk and all..
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