A lot of people don't think nerds get laid because most are men. But the reality is nerd girls are among the sluttiest. Each female nerd will have 5, 6, sometimes even 7 mates with whom she copulates in a "sweaty nerd orgy" about three times per mating season. This ensures she gets the smartest semen to fertilize her eggs, which are laid in a clutch of around 100. After 4 to 6 weeks the newly hatched nerdlets must crawl to their mothers den or "basement" and the majority of them are picked off by jocks, wolves and birds of prey. The survivors are then subjected to various tests of logic and mathematics, those that fail are left to fend for themselves while the winner is kept in it's mother's pouch for 8 months (and then it's mother's basement for another twenty to thirty years) until it has learned to code for itself and leave the nest to start the amazing cycle all over again.