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[–] 6 pts

Ugh I know, fuckheads who wear Crocs are the worst. He did play that accordion nicely though. Lost art.

[–] 2 pts

Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob from a dude. It feels good at first but when you look down you realize you’re a faggot.

[–] 4 pts

I remember playing A Link to the Past on my SNES at about 6. What a game it was.

[–] 3 pts

Quick, get a rear hit so they die immediately.

[–] 2 pts

I knew all along Link was Aryan.

[–] 1 pt

I wish you a Happy Birthday!

[–] 1 pt

Damnit! Why don't I have friends like this?!?

[–] 1 pt

Because hopefully your friends aren’t big enough faggots to wear crocs.

[–] 1 pt

The kegs on the counter make up for it.

Ya ze German only turns up if you bbq sausage.

[–] 1 pt

What’s in the kegs and the big container by the door?

[–] 1 pt

Never have I wanted to dance a polka more!

[–] 1 pt

When all ya want is your supper, and the tri-force comes-a-callin'

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