Pro-tip: adding some caramelized onions makes it a salad.

you left the bone in

nothing. absolutely nothing lol

You forgot the thousand islands dressing.

What makes you think you did something wrong? Looks good to me.

Chef's salad variant.

It looks delicious. I'll take three of those salads!

Just keep trying, you'll figure it out.

Needs more dressing.

The top and bottom of an otherwise perfect salad have been sullied with a crouton bun.

Almost giving me the meat sweats