Bill Gates is coming off as a really bad man. Everything he says or does is hateful and inhumane. What the hell is wrong with him? He is literally Dr. Evil incarnate. So far he has funded and financed the most vile things with his wealth. He’s off my Christmas list and I’m not inviting him to my birthday party.
C can I come to the party? I usually buy people flashlights for their birthdays.
You can never go wrong with a flashlight. Unless it’s one of those that the off button cycles through on, flashing strobe, red, and then finally off. I hate those.
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You can never go wrong with a flashlight.
Just don't hold it overhand. Over faggots hold a flashlight overhand. You see actors holding them this way in every movie and television series. Actors are faggots, so don't be a faggot. Hold your flashlight in a normal way, at your waist.
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