And brushing your teeth! Down with academia! Down with higher education! If it's not in the bible, you don't need to know it! It's terrible, I know. We should just burn the academic institutions to the ground and live lives dedicated to Baby Jesus. (I don't really have much energy today. So, you'll have to just accept a little bit of attention. I know, you feel neglected but you're really not all that high on my list of priorities.)