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totally fucking bullshit.

study after study after study has shown a link between coffee drinking and a reduction in all-cause mortality.

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i mean isnt it a dialator and blood thinner not a thickening agent?

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Caffeine is a stimulant. Stimulant drugs almost always have a blood thinning effect, as well as increased BP and heart rate.

This article is more nonsense running cover for the fucking CLOT shot.

People have been literal coffee addicts for decades upon decades. And they don't all share a massive tendency towards having blood clots and shit, absolutely no link. High blood pressure? Yes, this is common among heavy caffeine users. But not fucking blood clotting.

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I'm guessing they're reaching hard from the fact that coffee is a diuretic, and when dehydrated your blood thickens slightly. BUT we all know its the clot shot causing the vax tax. Dehydration in any form is bad though, so stay hydrated

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Ding ding! Yep. We've known caffeine (and other aspects of coffee) thin the blood for decades.

This "coffee thickens the blood" thing is the most ridiculous so far.

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Probably trying to get people off coffee so the clot shot can do it's job?

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Agreed.

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Iknowright? It'sliketheydon'twantustogetourfixrorsomething!!!

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They need an excuse why the vax are dying.

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Uhhhhh... No? Caffeine is a blood thinner. jewgle hasn't been updated https://pic8.co/sh/9MbHGO.png

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Ya, but note their phrasing. "Sticky", not, "thick."

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Must be a sugary beverage they're drinking, not coffee.

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Yeah for us "coffee" means a brew made from hot water and roasted coffee beans, for modern faggots "coffee" means an ice cream sundae without ice cream.

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coffee is great for you. ITS THE BULLSHIT YOU ADD TO IT THATS BAD

SUGAR and the fake creamer

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Tsp unpasturized honey >>>>>> sugar

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liver breaks down honey as "sweet" .. its no different than sugar.

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I'm imagining some dumb fuck not realizing you mean teaspoon and thinking it's some acronym for something else.

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Doing anything to dillute the pure, glorious taste of coffee is a sure sign of psycopathy, and a sin. That fake creamer might as well be spit in the face of God almighty.

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Wow amazing how coffee suddenly started causing blood clots right after they released the clot shot! Total cohencidence, GOY!

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Coffee is well documented to protect your heart. They want that protection to end.

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You caffeine addicts will make up any insane theory to justify your addiction

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If it's the Express, wouldn't that make it Britian, where the beverage of choice would be "Tea"?

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I thought this was an article talking about drinking blood.

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Funny, wasn't there someone posting that there will be coffee shortages soon?

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Yeah, if that were true I'd be dead.

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Blood clots are caused by caustic chemicals, the most dangerous of which are hydrogen and oxygen. These deadly compounds are responsible for millions of deaths per year. It's been proven that the Covid vaccine can help reduce the damage caused by these chemicals, but the CDC still recommends avoiding dangerous activity such as drinking water and breathing air.

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Avoid hydroxylhydrogen like the plague.

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