I have come across frozen animal remains (farm dog of my piece of shit uncle who didn't care about his dogs). We dug a hole and buried it. It was frozen solid and a fall was not going to shatter the body (maybe if it fell from a great height).

I've heard there was a masturbation machine that jerked people to death.

They get more spectacular every day. What next? Anvils fell on them?

i think she's getting her great grandma's friend confused with Simon Phoenix at the end of Demolition Man.