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This one is impressive. A couple of the throws are just wild ass out there shit.

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Most of the time it goes "wild ass out there shit" IRL

You have the technique, in a dojo or ring context, with rules and opponents trying to do something in particular, something clean preferably, academic, and then you have real life, with tables and shit everywhere, stairs, sidewalks, trash cans pinned on the wall, shits laying on the ground, people around you, slippery ground etc and an adversary you know nothing about, that might react one way or another, trying to do something in particular or just going hysterical and in the middle of this "chaos prone situation" you exploit the moment in front of you and you pull stuffs you never particularly/specifically trained for, it's just what happened, circumstances

Once I exploded a guy on a throw, and the highest I've been in judo was white belt when I was 10 or something, it's just that he grabbed me, he was taller than me so I clinched the guy and then inserted my right hand between his legs right away, while my left hand crossed his face, positioned open, on his left jugular, thumb down, a crossed position kind of like that https://pic8.co/sh/1RErPN.jpeg but arms extended forward, if you see what I mean

And right after that I ran and jump on him a la superman, and there were people around us, and when I did that I think, but I'm not even sure, somebody gave a hit upward on my feet and I went almost vertical on the guy, or maybe he was just off balance and helped me in my move, again to this day what happened is a mistery

The end result is that the guy got his skull stuck between my forearm/elbow and the concrete, with all my weight behind it, my body acting kind of like a missile landing vertically on his face, and I ended up in an half assed side control position on him

And when I got up I noticed he had a mega scare on the side of his face, from temple to jaw, the concrete did that, not my forearm

Again, I mostly trained thai boxing, needless to mention that I never trained that particular technique, and I never went beyond white belt in judo....

What can I say? Weird shits happen all the time