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[–] 9 pts

I don't think they'd make it a month.

[–] [deleted] 7 pts

but bruh! they'd have keanu chungus as their president! 😵😵😵😵

I'd give them a day

[–] 7 pts

Okay 2 weeks

[–] 10 pts

Best I can offer is tree days and fiddy seconds.

[–] 4 pts

Obligatory ping. Considering he's the only person I know on Poal that's leading and organizing a serious micronation forming project...

[–] 2 pts (edited )

Hah thanks.

Everyone should just leave America

Ok.. and go where? All 300 million with less than 1000 usd in savings? If everyone leaves why not just stay?

Ahh the mind of a lefty plebbitor is amazing. They think they can build civilizations.. no, lefties only corrupt things.

pewdiepie on our flag. Would be the most wholesome country

.. pewds is a Nazi counter subverting you, did you see his bro tickle while wearing an iron cross?

But anyway how exactly does a nation run on wholesomeness?

No the wholesomeness is a false coat you cover yourself in so you can infiltrate and suck dry healthy societies while claiming their reaction against you is bigotry.

Now that you have more or less ruined America you are starting to send out feelers to find a new host.

Well our space marines will turn their heavy flamers on you and burn those creepy feelers and your care fagging with it.

[–] 1 pt

I have a plan too but I guess I don't put it out there enough.

[–] 1 pt

What about ?

Redditor has the right idea. Pewdiepie flag would be cool.

[–] 4 pts

Flag design status:

[–] 3 pts

This isn't a very high bar at the moment, but that's the funniest thing I've read so far today. I've only been up for an hour or so though.