Redditard is too stupid to find a soulmate

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These people are retarded. You're not smart because of the movies you watch. Most movies are made for fucking idiots. Watching a movie isn't comparable to reading a book, or even playing a video game. Movies require no brain power. It's junk food for the mind.

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That actually lowered my testerone.

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lmmfao

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This is the inevitable result when your entire sense of self relies on validation from other people. They will always let you down because people think differently. OP is sad because something they thought was great was "reduced" by someone else's opinion. If my wife said that I wouldn't be afraid to say, "That's a stupid name for a monster."

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The fag called Cloverfield a “great movie.” Also, I like to think that the girlfriend knew that JewJew Abrams made the film and he misheard her when she called the monster “jewy.”

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naw he refuses to accept jewy so he changed it to gooey

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Sounds like she was too polite to say anything about the movie because it sucked so much. She seems like a normal person.

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pretty sure he wont reproduce and im ok with that

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I’d like to imagine the girlfriend is trolling him. He sounds like a weirdo 5-year-old and the “girlfriend” is made of latex so I doubt it said anything at all.

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He may be one of those autistic incels from 4chan with imaginary gf stories.

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