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You know, I really wish this situation would play out as us vs them. Not us vs the police then the national guard, then the army, then NATO, then them.

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[–] • 2 pts

It would go into history as "Afternoon of Fun".

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[–] • 1 pt

I can see the sole survivor of their 10000 strong raid dragging zymself(?) back across no ~~man's~~ (sorry, person's) land, to report on casualties they sustained. "They lied to us lads (and ladesses(?)). There were THREE of them!"

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[–] • 2 pts

LMFAO a 16oz can can make you ache... AFTER A FEW REPS

Gold.

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[–] • 1 pt

16oz is quite a lot for a redditor to lift. Its probably safer if they start with an empty can.

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[–] • 1 pt

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Someone should help them empty it first and open up a can of whip ass ... Or being redditors, they can open up an ass of whip cream ...

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I'm sure they would lose weight in the mines.

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Yeah, if you've got Randy Johnson whipping them at you, it might sting a bit.

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