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So, I made a new Reddit account to test something. Instead of typing in something somewhat resembling the English language, I decided to start typing comments like a fucking retard. And they seem to like it. It’s disgusting.

How does one type like a retard?

  • literally
  • they is
  • they was
  • low key
  • lo key
  • we was
  • we is
  • wuz
  • bro
  • bruh
  • dis
  • dat
  • dey
  • naw
  • 💰🥶💩👊✊🏿🙏💋👅👸🏿🤴🏿
So, I made a new Reddit account to test something. Instead of typing in something somewhat resembling the English language, I decided to start typing comments like a fucking retard. And they seem to like it. It’s disgusting. How does one type like a retard? - literally - they is - they was - low key - lo key - we was - we is - wuz - bro - bruh - dis - dat - dey - naw - 💰🥶💩👊✊🏿🙏💋👅👸🏿🤴🏿

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[–] 6 pts

It do!

[–] 1 pt

Wahl, summtahms it do be lahk dat.

Bu' summtahms it do.

[–] 3 pts

The upvote bots only look for certain phrases. Type in random leftist phrases and see how many upvotes you get.

Also, look for posts that Reddit would want to push. If it's a positive post that supports something, use a thesaurus and copy/paste random positive supportive words. For a negative post that is criticising something, copy/paste random negative critical words.

And/or the best upvote bot test - Copy the top comment in a popular post, run it through a word rephraser (something like - https://www.paraphrase-online.com/ ) and see how many upvotes the bots give you. There's lots of options for rephrase, paraphrase, reword sites.

[–] 1 pt

You’re right and a lot of that can be done with IFTT. Dirty jew tricks.

[–] 1 pt

Don’t forget “finna” and “It/they really do be…”

[–] 1 pt

Dats fire bro. 🔥

I could barely type that out.

[–] 1 pt

' On god ngl, Dat literally truth' Ugh, utterly despicable degeneration.

[–] 0 pt

Try this 🇺🇦 😀😂👌❤️😍

[–] 1 pt

Da jewkraine flag emoticon will be winnin' y'all kind of dem upvotes bruh.

[–] 1 pt

"updoots"

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[–] 0 pt

Must add "y'all".

[–] 0 pt

Eh, “y’all” is part of my vernacular. I’ve spent my life in the south. I would type it in casual places and a shithole like Reddit would be one of those places. I do use the apostrophe which niggers and wannabes are too lazy to do.