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[–] 3 pts

It was a mild spring day in Metropolis when suddenly a foul smelling wind blew in, the pungent aroma of cocoa butter, rancid fried chicken grease and BO filling the people's nostrils, turning stomachs and choking asthmatics. In a blink of an eye every bicycle in the city had vanished. Soopernig wuz here.

[–] 2 pts

Tyrone Muh Dick aka Dinduman

[–] 2 pts

Faster that a speeding 1985 Chevy caprice. Able to leap atleast 6 ho's, can stop child support paperwork with his mind .

[–] 0 pt

It's ... Niggerman! Guess his super powers.

  • running really, really fast after snatching a purse
  • jumping over fences to get away from police dogs
  • being unable to hit with a gun what is standing right in front of him
  • able to repeat the same phrase over and over and over when preparing to attack
  • the ability to sneak up on elderly white people and punch them in the back of the head
  • can steal any bicycle designed by man