Snow black and the seven niggers. The witch will be a White of course.
Lots of problems - the dwarves will have to be renamed. No more Dopey and Sleepy, etc. We'll have to call them, Brave, Strong etc. Problematic having them work in the mine too - maybe make them all executives of the mine. Oh, and at least one of the dwarves will have to be trans and two of them homos with the obligatory kissing scene...
Spot on!
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