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I didn't really know these guys. Except for their guitar player.

He was a really cool dude. He is dead now, I miss him.

My wife's iguana lived on a curtain rod in my office. Well, he just liked to hang out there, I guess he didn't LIVE there, per se. Anyway, one day Celzo came over... I call him that because that was his name. He came over to deliver some papers to my desk. I forget why. Anyway, who cares about that... the lizard, we'll cal him Doctor Lizardo, because that was one of his names, LEAPT from that curtain rod to attack Celzo because he didn't know him. He ripped Celzo's shirt with his claws. Iguanas have claws, ya know. They're usually so mellow. Who knew! I had a GUARD IGUANA!

That goddam lizard was such a pain in the ass. I still miss him, though. But that's apparently another story.

I didn't really know these guys. Except for their guitar player. He was a really cool dude. He is dead now, I miss him. My wife's iguana lived on a curtain rod in my office. Well, he just liked to hang out there, I guess he didn't LIVE there, per se. Anyway, one day Celzo came over... I call him that because that was his name. He came over to deliver some papers to my desk. I forget why. Anyway, who cares about that... the lizard, we'll cal him Doctor Lizardo, because that was one of his names, LEAPT from that curtain rod to attack Celzo because he didn't know him. He ripped Celzo's shirt with his claws. Iguanas have claws, ya know. They're usually so mellow. Who knew! I had a GUARD IGUANA! That goddam lizard was such a pain in the ass. I still miss him, though. But that's apparently another story.

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