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Civilized people get their milk from a bag.
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This makes me angrier than it should. You milk bag heathens don't even know, Milk Jug Master Race!
Sooner or later you will bow before the milk bag god. Your current resistance is both noted and expected. Resistance however, is quite futile. That sound you hear now it the crinkle of inevitability.
Your milk bag god is a golden calf and the crinkles its blasphemous moo. You see, the jew has subverted you from you milk jug roots and convinced you this is the one true way. Our Christ milk comes in its own chalice that is self contained and content on its own. Your heathen milk requires you to purchase milk and chalice seperately. And whom do you purchase your chalices from??
But seriously, I have never seen milk in a bag. That is so strange to me, lol.
I must be a total heathen, I didn't even know milk came in bags
Clearly you have not visited the far North in winter, where bag milk is commonly frozen into ready made bricks for the construction of temporary snow shelters. That way, when you are trapped inside by the deep snow, you can just suckle on the walls of your home to survive.
You have to time this carefully. It's a balancing act to get your supply of milk to last through the melting of the snow in springtime.
However, properly done, this ensures a ready supply of milk throughout the winter seasons. Every Canadian child is transitioned from the breast straight to the wall, before they learn to either walk or talk.
It's as natural to us as hockey.
Awesome trick and informative. Ive spent my entire life in the Sonoran Desert. We have very different survival techniques
That little girl startled me. Didn't notice her, at first.
They make the best informants.
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