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[–] 2 pts

investigation officers would do traffic stops on vehicles when they left the Orchids of Asia Day Spa. The affidavit states that officers were told multiple times by the drivers that, inside the spa, a woman had stimulated their penis until climax.

Okay...

Why on earth would you tell that to a cop?

Oh yeah, I was just in there getting a hand job. What's the problem officer?

[–] 3 pts

LOL - isn't it funny how our society is so far down in the dirt these days, and they make something like this seem like an outrage. Geez ... you can be homeless and openly crap in the streets, run around bare assed naked, etc, but some old geezer getting a 'massage' with benefits is a huge national news story! What a country.