People who are denied the assisted suicide should stand in front the hospital and shoot themselves in the head.
There was a comedian, I can't remember who. He said that was far too lazy. What you gotta do is eat meal after meal of hot spicy food and drink a gallon of black coffee and then proceed according to plan in a plush room like a hotel lobby, or government ministry office.
Probably use some kind of clamp to keep the sphincter open too to make sure all of that "goodness" is released upon death.
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