What happened to my files?
Nothing that matters. Hackers think they stole "our files," but what they really have is a multi-gigabyte mass of encrypted garbage they'll never be able to recover any information from. No worries, it's all backed-up in multiple off-site locations.
Can I recovery my files?
Absolutely. In fact, we're already back up and running. We were down for about 25 minutes. The hackers? They can't recover a damn digit from what they have.
How do I pay?
Kek.
(post is archived)