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I'm practicing my headline writing skills. Hoping to get meaningful work at a major news outlet.

I'm practicing my headline writing skills. Hoping to get meaningful work at a major news outlet.

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I wonder why wind socks weren't explored as a potential power source.

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We should use you as a power source. If we get enough spuds we might even be able to power up one deep fryer to make some french fries.

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I'm practicing my headline writing skills.

You fail though. The headline should have been:

Promising young technician who could have helped in fighting this man-made plague dies because of climate change.

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Don't worry, I'll keep practicing. Thanks for the tip!

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Doesn’t sound like the wind turbine caused his death. Him jumping from the turbine might have done it

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It was the wind turbine silly! Don't you know? Wind turbines kill. They have sharp blades, they turn, hit and kill people. It knew the man was climbing it and murdered him!