"As single mothers without an education, these strong women never had a chance to learn about technology or education", Lightfoot yelled through a loudspeaker at her crowd of 6 supporters Monday. Meanwhile 18 shootings causing 8 deaths and 27 injuries a block away and a power station operated by a new diversity hire named Jablonda Alphonso Shaniqua DeFigleous Malik Brown the Third Jr exploded and cut the event and press conference short. Brown had no prior experience or qualifications to run the power station but was a "promising black woman" and former Popeyes Restaurant shift leader who "could do anything" according to Mayor Lightfoot. Ms Brown was found electrocuted in the power station after she attempted to make a pan of grits on an electrical unit that was overheating and died instantly. The damage is estimated at 250000 dollars but Lightfoot insisted it would be okay and the mass burning, looting and murdering was just a backstep on progress and she would circle back around again, quoting her democratic friend, Jen Psaki.