Even in melon form, water is the nigger's greatest foe.

In that picture, Tyrone looks happy cuz he ain't finna pay no damn chil sup'poht.

baby niggas can’t eets dem waddamellins unless deys wash it down wit da malt likka

Based melon.

O Lawby Jeebus! I finna sue the watermelon factory! Gibsmedat!

Oh, so it wasn't an obese White woman who said "sheeeit,. Im tard of dis White babies and sheeeit" and then murdered an infant?

sheeeeeeit n daaaaayum mmm chiggums bone n dey waddamelons dem gon be dems chaggin n sheeeit gibs me dem sailfoams

The most tragic way to become good.