I'd file it under never happened, but it was a fun read.
TLDR; If you can't drive to a police station if someone is road raging, maybe a Little Caesars is not such a bad idea.
If you are not old enough to have experienced it, Little Caesar's used to dish out two beatings in cases like this. They used to be doubly bad ass back in the day. If you fucked around you ended up finding out twice. Pizza Pizza, Beatdown Beatdown.
Only ever visited them once back in the 90s. No niggers, just Pizza Pizza.
Ah.. the waffle house advertising strategy..
That's not pizza; it's a science experiment gone wrong. That shit is the pinnacle of goyslop.
(funny story though)
Ugh little ceasers pizza is bad enough but yeah, not really.
Quality must have declined in the last 30 years. Because I think I liked it in the 90s. But I could have been stoned, so who knows.
I remember eating a liverwurst sandwich one time and thinking it was delicious.
Tried it a year or so later-
Ugh, liver.