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I gots ta axe jew a ketchin

also with, not wifff

I once had a negress inquire of me, " 'Scuse me, can I axe you a secret?"

I was stumped at the tiered stupidity.

I saw that video earlier and I could not stop laughing. It's so dumb, yet it hit you like a brick. Love that sheeeiit.