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Dude thats gonna be hard to top.

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It yesterday's tomorrow.

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My today is your tomorrow.

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My yesterday was your today.

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What's your timezone?

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FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. I forgot to thaw the bacon!

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Don't worry man, he's in the future.

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Bacon doesn't take that long to thaw.
Deep breaths, this will all work out.

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I wanted Toast...

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No thanks, I've already got a butter IV drip going.

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Mmmm some Kosher bacon.

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Today is double ocho, as in Ocho Ocho, or OO, which is secret code for bOObs

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8_8

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Friday-eve!

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I'm eating my keyboard looking at that

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Laundry day.

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Bacon scent detergent should be a thing.

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If it will keep the Muslims away I am all for it

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The day of De rake.

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