Mom found the pasta dump.
A short guy in a red suit with a mustache and a tall guy in a green suit with a mustache were seen acting mysteriously in the area afterwards.
Three kids were seen lurking in the area, two girls and a boy. The suspected ringleader wore a pink bunny ear hat and yelled something like, “Take THAT, Jimmy Pesto!”
What I saw said it wasn't cooked. It was dry pasta being thrown out from a relatives home. The wet weather softened it all up. The city came and cleaned it all up.
That hoarder relative could have saved the entire family in the upcoming war on our food supply. No noodles during the civil war for that idiot that threw it out.
That was my thought too. Unless they just had them in piles on the floor why would you throw it out in the woods. Also, why not donate it to a shelter or some other food organization? The cleaner might be low IQ. Made me wonder what other kind of useful stuff they dumped.
Maybe a quick test should be done, just to make sure some of that isn't human remains.
There's a lot of wops in New Jersey. A lot.
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