The time when poal comes together to predict anything and everything. edit: Great, strawpoll.me is returning error 503. Heres the options below for now. Post the number corresponding to your choices, in the order that you think are most likely. Habbening Predictor/Carnie Fortune Teller (Hans) Barbie Edition 0. Israel grifters grift harder: Behold a new Hitler appears, but hes JUDEO christian. 1. everything gets shittier, more expensive, and more dangerous 2. Saint Floyd Burn-Loot-Murder-Protests-of-Peace / Big-Tech Land-Grab II 3. Vaxx die off / sterilization 4. Unvaxxed gun owners die in mass 5. u.s. collapses into civil war 6. biden betrays the left and uses u.s. security state/antiterrorism to clean up now that the useful idiots won him the election 7. DC constituion-free-zone expands, along with the number of people being held indefinitely without trial or recourse. 8. biden drops dead or steps down or is booted out, and pelosi takes over 9. biden drops dead or steps down or is booted out kamala takes over 10. trump somehow gets put back into office, and immediately goes on to appoint more swamp rats. Q says "trust sessions, trust barr, news at nine!" 11. senate flips red in the mid terms, the new message immediately becomes why the right/GOP is *powerless* to do anything, and are being "blocked" or "tricked" at every turn. Scooby Doo runs for senate and promises "we'll get em next time guis, honest!" 12. omg aliems guis! give up your guns! 13. guns are gausing Govid goys! Honest. 14. Guns are causing kkk-limate chains! 15. false flag nuclear/biological attack by intelligence agencies 16. ten days of darkness. Media fails to report black-on-white cannabalism. 17. ammo manufacturers create another panic, and double down on "supply is normal, its just because of demand or bottlenecks!" 18. war with our greatest trade partner china. 19. Attack on U.S. Liberty II: electric boogaloo 20. Ukraine II: for liberty of course! 21. Gas is $5+ nationally by summers end. 22. Backyard farms and civilian owned farm animals cause covid guys! 23. angry black or minority leaders appear! BASED black man! MAGA Trannies! Patriotic Boarder Jumpers! Heroic Saved-50-puppies-from-antifa trans queer cross dressing marxists! Obey the hyno-Fox. 24. "Skynet totally came to life guis. And then hacked the grid and your bank accounts and stole all your money! Or it was aliems, we swear." 25. Totally-not-engineered massive floods and/or droughts, and/or heat waves and/or icestorms and/or hurricanes.