This is actually not the worst idea.....

Yeah, checkout the music I just posted ... if that ain't what is?

I know you got one of these. https://pic8.co/sh/HuwXWl.jpg

paint rainbow flames on your moped. really give the ladies a show

With absolute sincerity,

And True Humility,

I ask you,

Force everyone to write a poem,

Make them write a short story,

Proclaim them true kings, of the weird and the gory,

And if no Poem,

It'll be a shit-stain,

Below him.

No contact,

No Tears,

Nothing left to lament,

But un-drank domestic beers.

Sweet, fickle, tiny, and saggy boobs,

As a FTM tranny,

You will be removed.

Suck one for tonight,

Suck two for tomorrow,

and suck three, because we live in the land,

of Bizarro,

Before you ride it remember to stretch. https://pic8.co/sh/okeetL.gif

Watch the video and about 1/2 way through you'll see the answer. BTW the pillow did the FLCL soundtrack.