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Hopefully the parking will be done via autopilot.

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Not diverse enough I'm afraid. Need a camel jockey in Hijab, a disabled chinese woman, a proud black woman and a tranny for it to be more inclusive.

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And then they fuck up and crash into Greenland

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all of which SHOULD be shot off into space

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They have a dot head, a dyke, a jew, and a shiksa.

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I guess it's gonna be full of ladynauts lezzing out until they fuck up the mission, because apparently the leading experts of space travel have come to the conclusion that leaving Earth's atmosphere somehow makes you so horny you can't control your sexual impulses anymore.

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At least when they fake the mission and launder the money we get 1.5 years of 8k low g lesbo porn, which has been historically hard to come by.

Edit: but it is probably boredom and no options that makes it a fuckfest

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Right. They've never heard of a blowjob?

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You were warned, space has a terrible power. If only you had let the space robots protect you from the terrible secret of space.

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I have never been less interested in the exploration of space.

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What's to stop them from scissoring or carpet-munching? Do spaceships even HAVE carpet??

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Worse, becoming an astronaut is for diaper fetishists.

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The great news is that when they fail in an epic way, there will be no men there to blame.