Does it work with smoke detectors too? Are smoke detectors a type of bird?
They are only a bird for niggers.
Wrong. The birds chirp more when the corn crops grow faster and larger.
The birds chirp for inter-network communication. Your corn simply grows because of it.
Then why did artificial sounds supposedly make them grow too?
I'm skeptical of the whole thing. If this were the case farmers would already be using this.
I go to my neighbor's field and yell 'nigger' into the alfalfa. It ends up being milk so...
Vibrations at specific frequencies (various) are known to be beneficial to various organisms.
Some of the original cancer cures were frequency (and harmonic) based. Of course, put out if business by the (((Rockefellers))).
There's even some research which hints the old cathedrals were frequency tuned ("tuned pipe") and benefited physical and mental wellness. No idea if true, but wouldn't be the least bit surprised.
idk man, sounds like a cornspiracy to me
Maybe it is. You'll never know.
When the stupid corn realize that it's fake chirping and there's no danger for it's children to be eaten, the corn will get lazy again.
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