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[–] 3 pts

It will also cause cancer if you use it more than 2 months and death if you use it more than 5 months. You will also no longer be able to eat anything other than some sort of rehydrated protein mix made from bugs and you will need to have most of your digestive system removed and replaced with a bag that you will need to empty on a regular interval.

[–] 6 pts

Worth it because the gym is sooooo haaaard.

[–] 5 pts
  1. Put down the fork.
  2. Pick something heavy up..
  3. Walk a while and set it down.

Repeat steps 2 and 3 until you are unable to continue to do so. Life will be better.

[–] 2 pts

I fully agree. I have contempt for people who refuse to exercise.

[–] 1 pt

This is what I envisioned. There's no way it doesn't interfere with most if not all of the body's systems.

[–] 1 pt

Lazy fucks are looking for the silver bullet "easy mode" to try to look like a Greek god/goddess. Companies are looking for a massive profit and don't care that it will probably kill you or make your life miserable.

A pill is not going to do that for you and if it does.. It is going to completely fuck up your entire body in bizarre ways.

Want to be fit? Eat healthy foods you cook for yourself. Watch your intake and do not over eat. Get cardio. Pick up something heavy, walk around, put it back down. Do this until you cannot.

Repeat.

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

As an outsider to American television, I I have to point out how apparent it is by the sheer number of pharmaceutical and health supplement ads that Americans LOVE the quick and easy route! Quickfix pills, 3 minute abs, money making scams, welfare cons and financial tricks.

Will not change by itself.

Aspirations being what they are.

Americans don't chose what adds show on television and otherwise. The deep state does. We've got a lot of lazy fucks over here but I think that has something to do with the long play the deep state has been doing, because it's not always been this way

[–] 1 pt

You mean gear? Lol

[–] 1 pt

I'm sure it's safe and effective. Trust the science.

[–] 0 pt

Right, and the vaxx was safe and effective.

[–] 0 pt

Other people will just take the pill AND exercise, thus becoming even more attractive and keeping the lazy lardies in their place, relatively.

[–] 0 pt

"l'm not promoting replacing exercise or anything, but so many people like myself are lazy and don't like exercise or they’re busy all the time, so they could benefit from these drugs," said Professor Bahaa Elgendy.

Sloth is the 6th of the Seven Deadly Sins, Dr. Shitskin.

[–] 0 pt

Probably cuts your life expectancy in half if it cranks up your metabolism.

[–] 0 pt

"Have you or any one you know taken SLU-PP-22? You may be entitles to a cash settlement."