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[–] • 5 pts

You must trust in the plot, young one. Do not look deeply into that void, for you do not want to see that it is held together with string, bubble gum, and spit.

[–] • 2 pts

To be fair, many of real stories wouldn't make any logical sense when written down, either. Truth is stranger than fiction, no?

[–] • 2 pts

If I were a better writer, I'd put down some of my work stories in a novel. You'd call me a good fiction writer because things can't be like that - can they?

[–] • 2 pts

There's a reason I send pictures when I tell people how fucked my work is sometimes. When I tell people that someone shit on the toilet and used said poop to draw a happy face, it simply doesn't hit the same unless I show the true horror.

[–] • 2 pts

To be fair, once he began training, he would have been forbidden to even speak about his mother. Attachments were a literal ban hammer offense. So it's not quite as dramatic as OP made out. Still fucked though, yeah. My bigger issue was always why, after 20 years of training together, wouldn't Anakin had even paused for 1 second to listen to a man who was the closest thing to family that he had. Obi Won would have even helped him and Padmae, I always felt.

Still makes more sense than any of the 3 disney sequels though.

[–] • 2 pts

Still makes more sense than any of the 3 disney sequels though.

Disney killed Star Wars. Although Andor was really fucking good imo.

[–] • 3 pts

I don't consider anything post buyout canon. My EU books are still what actually happened.

[–] • 2 pts

The EU was full of fantastic material but stupid (((Disney))) had to write their bullshit for "modern audiences."

[–] • 1 pt

I do enjoy the EU. Still if you haven't checked out Andor it is worth pirating for sure.